The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (May 13, 2025)

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
May 13, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

You can tell a lot about somebody's relationship with their mom based on how they text her on Mother's Day. I didn't exactly text my mom on Mother's Day because I FaceTimed her instead. I would find it kind of odd if I only said "Happy Mother's Day" over text instead of with my own voice. She deserves more than that, but that's what I gave her this year. 

If someone is receiving 47 texts from their mom on Mother's Day, you can easily assume that their relationship is probably unhealthy one way or another. Either the mom is raging against their child in fury, or they can't stand not talking to them for even one second. If you were on the receiving end of those kinds of texts this weekend, on behalf of me and every other person with a good relationship with their parents, I'm so very sorry. 

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  • If you have a relationship with your parents that is mostly fine but can veer towards dysfunctional very easily, you might have a good time scrolling through the much more dysfunctional parenting texts that lie before you.

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    Ah, mothers day...
    via u/justwannaedit
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    12:22 M Mom (Emily) 12:07 AM Don't call me on Mothers Day again You and your sister are monsters And you made me cry like this How dare you monsters How dare you + RCS message < 67 1/11
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    12:22 M Mom (Emily) 1 How dare you monsters How dare you F I YOU BOTH FOR WHAT YOU STOLE FROM US YOU HATEFUL MONSTERS I will never come when I hear you cry again I never expected to hear from you on Mothers Day anyways How dare you Just how dare you call me at 5:00 You can come searching for us. You get your wish. I raised two monsters. Don't want parents? You don't have to have them + RCS message ||| 11/1 < 67
    via u/justwannaedit
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    12:22 ← M Mom (Emily) 6 Don't want parents? You don't have to have them And I am so sick of this and I will never come when you cry again MONSTERS. I do not love you or Savannah anymore Gloves off. Live your life. Script flipped Neither of you deserve us. You hateful children And know what? You get your wish I hate you too I'll never reach out again + RCS message ||| "₤1/1 67
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    12:22 ← M Mom (Emily) Script flipped Neither of you deserve us. You hateful children And know what? You get your wish I hate you too I'll never reach out again Neither of you monsters deserve your parents Go cry Leo.. please cry I would cry You and your sister are MONSTERS Evil RCS chat with Mom RCS message ||| •11/1 67
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    9:09 M Mom (Emily) 5:46 AM Annnd in the sober light of day I wake up with the shame of drink ruined it again No I didn't You and Savannah did You both have been monsters Block me again lol You are so right. We don't need therapy. Stay in complete denial about the wake of your emotional destruction that you caused Good for you RCS chat with Mom + RCS message III 61 11/11
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    9:10 M ← M Mom (Emily) And I am so done You and your sister and her sickening husband have treated us terribly Monstrous Sual monsters, doesn't even remember when he touched his mother in law Never call us again until you are ready to gravel the way you have made us gravel The way you have humiliate us and made us crawl We HATE you both and your white trash brother in law You MONSTERS, you ABUSERS RCS message ||| 6
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    9:10 M Mom (Emily) Never call us again until you are ready to gravel the way you have made us gravel The way you have humiliate us and made us crawl We HATE you both and your white trash brother in law You MONSTERS, you ABUSERS We have nothing but hatred for you all. MONSTERS I will never come again when you cry don't ever call me on Mother's Day again. I should've sr d myself like a dog + RCS message III О
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    9:10 M Mom (Emily) You MONSTERS, you ABUSERS We have nothing but hatred for you all. MONSTERS I will never come again when you cry don't ever call me on Mother's Day again. I should've spayed myself like a dog I hate what you both did to us. We both do. HATE YOU BOTH CRY 61 I WOULD CRY TOO IF I WERE YOU MONSTERS You can spend the ✓ your life making this right + RCS message YOU •/1/10 III
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    9:10 M ← M Mom (Emily) 6 We have homing but hated for you all. MONSTERS I will never come again when you cry don't ever call me on Mother's Day again. I should've spayed myself like a dog I hate what you both did to us. We both do. HATE YOU BOTH CRY I WOULD CRY TOO IF I WERE YOU MONSTERS You can spend the rest o your life making this right I am so done being snarlked at by vou RCS message ||| MONSTER < 61 1/11
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    9:10 M M Mom (Emily) 6 You can spend the rest o your life making this right I am so done being snarlked at by you Neither of you deserve us Go f yourselves you MONSTERS You don't love us? Don't have to have us F you Leo. Honestly f you. And Savannah? lol. can't wait to see what that b brings on herself You both deserve r. .g but doctruction for your white privileged + RCS message ||| О <
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    9:10 M Mom (Emily) Go f yourselves you MONSTERS You don't love us? Don't have to have us F you Leo. Honestly f you. And Savannah? lol. can't wait to see what that b brings on herself You both deserve nothing but destruction for your white privileged hateful treatment of your parents Honestly f you both I will never come when you cry again and don't you ever show yourseldd again RCS message O 11/1
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    A text my mom send me after I questioned why she would need to borrow my car.
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    Does it matter why I would need to borrow your car?? I'm your mother? What harm would I be doing? Would I not refill the gas? Am i gonna crash it? What is that all about? Honestly SO disappointing. What have I EVER done in your life so horrific for you to question me like that?! I'd give my life for you in every lifetime again and again questions asked. This is what I get. I have seriously failed. | man make me question all of my recent decisions over. I don't think you under understand how hard
    via u/toeygirl
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    Why me? How does it feel to take money from your kid.
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    K Crazy people 0.07 PM Dad You will be buying burger meat to replace the stuff in the freezer. It's all ruined Huh? Dad When you get off work by the biggest pack of hamburger meat that y'all store has Why do i have to? I didnt do anything to the meat I've not done the ice in like 2 weeks. That wasnt me + RCS message 6:15 PM CO 帅
    via u/Fine_Salamander_8691
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    I was busy
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    Optus 4G 3:31 pm 60% 164 M Password for the tablet I am using for Aliza as we going out Her tablet have no charge Tell me password Otherwise I will reset the whole tablet again Hello Send me The password Why you change the password You always me off That's not your tablet Send me the new password A iMessage A
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    Optus 4G 3:31 pm 60% 164 Σ Password I was busy...? First apologies You change the password without my permission 1 Reply I didn't It's always been the same since that day If you can get them, that's not my fault What it is A iMessage A C 0
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    Optus 4G 3:31 pm 60% 164 Σ What it is If you can get them, that's not my fault First apologies C First apologies Sorry 111 98 222 That is not what I set It's been that since I got it last year Read 3:30 pm Ο A iMessage
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    Dad dismisses my chronic disease flare up
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    3:15 ◄ Messages 77 I'm sure Father > 174 Text Message • SMS Thu, Jan 30 at 7:32 AM I'm probably gonna call off work, I feel very sick. Text Message • RCS Text Message • SMS Wdym? I don't feel good... Thu, Jan 30 at 8:42 AM Is it ok if I call off? I'm trying to push through school. Text Message • RCS You never do. I'm not doing this. Toughen up...... Text Message • SMS Your call + I got Thu, Jan 30 at 10:31 AM Yikes. ↑
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    My mother after remembering I get paid today while I was taking a nap. Cow is a dog, for context.
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    1:51 S ← NX 100 Jennifer 11:20 AM Our taco bell order is in our cart on doordash waiting for you We even added your steak chalupa with no matoes for you and a wild strawberry freeze Did you get Cows text message? Hello?!? Cowey is HANGRY WE'RE DONG From starvation We've D D Its all your fault We're withering away to nothing now We're EXTRA de d now. We're past DE D NOW Girl your a its 12:30 Now we're in heaven 12:44 PM + RCS message ብዙ
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